Statistics for u :)....

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TANU:
                   Why INDIA is in trouble?
                   Population: 100 crore
                   9 crore retired
                   30 crore in state Govt
                   17 crore in central Govt
                    (people in both categories don't work)
                   1 crore IT professional (don't work for India)
                   25 crore in school
                   1 crore r under 5 years
                   15 crore unemployed
                   1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
                   Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
                   The Balance two are U & Me.
                   U are busy "checking Mails /sending fwds.. "..!!
                   HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?


PAVAN:
                   Bharat mata ki jai !!!


ANOOP:
                   Bharat mata ki jai for being in trouble ???


PAVAN:
                   Noooo .. for being the only soul leadin her country, even though she is herself in another continent (and I’m busy replying to mails …damn these journalists) …She doesn’t let anything come in the way of her motherly feelings .. truly Mother India .. bharat motors ki jai .. sorry for the typo .. bharat mata ki jai .. ;-)


TANU:
                   no motherly feelings yet ... just plain patriotic ;)


PAVAN:
                   She's just being so humble ...


ANOOP:
                   No motherly feelings yet ?? Tanu !! congrats :P .. when will u have the motherly feelings :P???


PAVAN:
                   Anoop … what do you say, will it be pink or blue ?? :-D


ANOOP:
                   Wat.. the baby ?? I thought it was boy or girl .. when did colors come into the picture ( except for black or white)


PAVAN:
                   Technicolor …


ANOOP:
                   Wat bout rainbow colors :P ….hehehehee


TANU:
                   i had not done family planning in this detail yet...thanks for the novel ideas though!!! we have made lots of advancements in genetics and it is alwayz a thrilling idea to have it experimanted till the time u r not the one who is called mom or dad by such colourful kids


ANOOP:
                   Make sure it fluroscent color kids.. So that they’ll be bright J muhahahahahaaaaaa


PAVAN:
                   And come out with flying colours :- D